He told me I was too young to get my eggs frozen (I was 27), and rather than spending thousands of dollars doing that now, I should take my money and time and invest it in dating.
So then, I asked him if he remembered how we were co-line leaders in pre-school and how he asked me to be his girlfriend.
He said no, that he is now happily married, and that I really need to seek help and move on. Maybe all of the weird things I did IRL to find love were just things I did to force myself to move on from the bad online dates I went on.
If there's one relationship that will define my 20s, it will be my relationship with dating apps.
I've downloaded and deleted every love-finding app there is more times than I'm willing to admit...
That was when I changed my password and let my mom go as my dating manager.