We passed laws making it tougher for hotdog vendors to sell on our streets. We knew he was into drugs, so we cleaned up Times Square ... CINCUSOC) Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe America's Truth-Detector America's Anchorman The Last Man Standing A Real Man, A Living Legend, A Way of Life A Weapon of Mass Instruction Dittohead Doctor of Democracy The Fourth Branch of Government The Maharush-Neeshie (or Maha Rushie) El Rushbo (a "little Spanish lingo, there") El Blimpo (a self-effacing reference to his previous weight problems) Mount Rushbo (ditto) Chief of the Patriotism Police (This refers to the criticism by Molly Ivins of him and others in the new media.) The Mr.
) Executive Director and Lead Researcher of the Forthcoming Turtle Preservation Society of Palm Beach, Florida One of the 10 most fascinating people (Limbaugh was interviewed by Barbara Walters for a story on the 10 most fascinating people in 2008) "Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream." "I prefer to call the most obnoxious feminists what they really are: feminazis." "We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage." (Rush Limbaugh, on President Obama's endorsement of gay marriage.
Limbaugh's first, second, third, and fourth wives could not be reached for comment.) "If you feed them, if you feed the children, three square meals a day during the school year, how can you expect them to feed themselves in the summer?
Indecent Exposure, The Wretch, The Retch, Binge Kavanaugh, Rapey, Verge (as in, "I'm always on the verge of getting wasted and molesting you), Coach K, The Virgin (as in, "I could never get it up because I was always too drunk), The Choir Boy NOT!
(per Lynne Brookes), Brett "Bad Bet" Kavanaugh, Mr. Burch), Blatant Liar (Chad Ludington, a Yale basketball player and former drinking buddy of Kavanaugh), Belligerent Drunk (Chad Ludington), Heavy Drinker (Chad Ludington), Staggering Drunk (Chad Ludington), Stumbling Drunk (Dr.
And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood' to be flogged publicly." Ann Coulter wants to invade Muslin nations and convert the people to Christianity by brute force: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity." "I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn't." "That was the theme of the Million Mom March: I don't need a brain I've got a womb." "The ethic of conservation is the explicit abnegation of man's dominion over the Earth. God said so: Go forth, be fruitful, multiply, and rape the planet it's yours. They have a lot of ideas on how to spend it it's always more money on education, more money on child care, more money on day care." Mick Mulvaney descends from a long line of Angry Chipmunks. But the first time he errs and incurs Trump's childish wrath, he will forevermore be known as Nanny Boo-Boo. Pay to Play is an expensive man to keep around, he will also be known as Nanny Mc Fee.