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Well, here are some funny quotes about men (don't take it in an offensive manner guys!

) that will add colors to your day."When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ~ Sacha Guitry"A married man should forget his mistakes; no use two people remembering the same thing." ~ Duane Dewel"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." ~ Oscar Wilde"Women marry men hoping they will change. So each is inevitably disappointed." ~ Albert Einstein"Why do men like intelligent women?

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The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental.

He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that.

However, they do gel well and lead a happy life together.

Given below are some funny sayings about men that is sure to have you in splits."Man has will, but woman has her way." ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes"Men are like pumpkins. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone." ~ Lenny Bruce"The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think." ~ Unknown"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.

like nailing a jelly to a tree for example." ~ Anonymous"Men are like a deck of cards.